1. You are going to have some thing inserted into you ass and there is nothing you can do about it. What will it be?

a. A cock (penis, dick, shlong, pecker, weener, male chicken).It could be your dads, brothers, best friends, stangers, or teachers cock. But most likely it will be the cock a Catholic priest in your area (a Holy Cock).

b. A cute furry hampster

2. Should I sleep with my girlfriend's....

a. sister.

b. mother.

3.

a. Randomly once a year for 24 consecutive days, you break a rib a day, until all of your ribs have been snapped and your thoracic cage is no longer capable of protecting your heart and lungs and cannot support your shoulders. You also poop your pants twice a week.

b. In both of your arm pits there are vaginas with sharp pointy teeth that constantly have yeast infections and try and bite you whenever you attempt to apply ointment to ease the intense itching and burning.

4. You've had breast augmentation surgery (a boob job), and it didn't go well. Which would you prefer?

a. They are actually saggier than before and look like grapefruits inside of old sweat socks.

b. No nipples.

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end. sorry. there are many many more. go to the website if you want. its pretty sick. oh, note to you, i did not write/ invent/ make up those. I AM NOT THAT SICK. its just sharing. you know, like you see something good and you want your friends to see too? yeah, something like that. you can thank me anytime. (kidding)